He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
