Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
The other night I NICELY told her she looked like Jack Sparrow
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
She has also never texted me first which I think might be a tell-tale sign she wants me to die alone.
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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