I am in a vortex of obligation.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
She's making tacos & sangria tonight. I'm sure that's how the pilgrims pregamed.
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
He just made my one night stand pancakes for breakfast. And I thought living with my ex was going to be weird.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
Congratulations! We have a period
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