its not stalking. its research.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I cant shower it involves moving...
Just lay there and turn the water on. At least rinse off the shame.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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