I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Getting drunk before noon on a Tuesday. When did this become my life? Did you know that a six-pack of Smirnoff is 2 liters?
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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