her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Take your time. I'm mowing the lawn. In the dark. Drunk.
I just masturbated to the thought of him straight up talking to me. to us having a conversation. What the hell.
got a free grilled cheese. Didn't even have to talk about Jesus
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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