Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
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