like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Dude they have your information. Come back. The sheriffs office is here, they are pissed..please come back otherwise jail is inevitable. Call me
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
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