love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
that's like riding a pigeon when you could fuck a bald eagle
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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