nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
he came within less than a minute of me blowing him. this was our second night hanging out in a row. for an almost 30 year old italian man, he is NOT living up to his country's reputation
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
My ex's sister asked me to be her date to Thanksgiving. Should I go?
Threesome!
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