She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
He brought Stephanie home from the black light party. Apparently he has night vision beer goggles
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
That's a gentle way of saying I passed out like an 18-year-old on his first trip to Tijuana
So our night ended with 6 cruisers, a fire truck, and an ambulance. Also, lots of blood. How was yours?
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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