I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I may or may not have just let Ash Ketchum capture my wild Pikachu in a parking lot.
I'm so drunk and angry about the Michigan game the fact of my relationship being over doesn't matter
Randomize
