Come see our sink grown plant.
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
I was walking back to the dorm and was made fun of for wearing a coat. I'M SORRY I CARE ABOUT MY WELL BEING.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
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