talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I want you more than these girls want KFC
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
max decided it would be a good idea to run down the hall and smack down the exit sign. now we are sitting in the emergency room, and he is wearing the sign as a bracelet
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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