I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
He called his dick "The Beast" and said he lived "The Beast Life". He was pretty but it was better if he didn't talk.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
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