It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
Sober January is a disaster.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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