Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
you probably should not have drank the wine that everyone spits out. and the sad part, that was not even your low point last night
these 2 russian guys walked past me and i got freaked out because i thought call of duty got real
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
What are the signs of a concussion? Please don't freak out.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
Hon, I found you crying into a bathrobe in the back of a closet with a broken shoerack.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
You're not gonna like every guy whose dick I put in my mouth
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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