Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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