If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
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