Quick, to the slutcave!
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You told me alcohol would be the death of you then ordered 10 shots of tequila.
Had her hockey skates on in the house. Whole floor is ruined.
Well, I now know how many glasses of wine it takes for me to fuck my neighbor.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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