i want to open my blinds to let the sunlight in my room, but i'm afraid my neighbors will be able to see me drinking and judge me
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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