Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
I cannot believe we're comparing my vagina to Mary Poppins and a black hole.
when he was about to finish he told me to avert my eyes and keep my lady parts away. chivalry isnt dead.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
OMFG "ASS" JUST STARTED PLAYING ON MY PHONE VIA PANDORA AS IM IN THE CAR WITH A CONGRESSMAN FUCKKKK
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I am available for nakedness
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I told him to not try to hang out with me ever again and now I regret it Bc im bleeding through my uterus and just want him to suck on my aching nipples
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