We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
I had a dream that the allstate guy hooked up with flo from the pregressive insurance commercials and she gave birth to the geico gecco. I need to stop taking ambian.
I just saw a girl walking up the hill with a little red wagon full of booze... I want to be in her study group.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Your cock has been in the back of my throat. Co-worker is no longer a sufficient title. Fix that shit ASAP
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Dude, he danced with the dog that some random chick was carrying at the bar. Then the dog jumped out of his arms and ran away. THAT definitely deserves a drink.
I fucked a French man last night. 5 Times. Ashed my cig in his cactus. That later set on fire while we were having sex.
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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