She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
Randomize
