I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
If you ever tell anyone I offered you boob squeezes for cheetos, I'll kill you
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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