I wish I could test you the smell I just had to experience. It smelled like this lady was microwaving squirrel rectum.
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
His body is just chiseled out of sex. I would let that man do anything to my body. Including fuck me while my parents watch
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
No...this little piggys going to the bar
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
You also thought the cure to hiccups was drowning yourself (and you were right)
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
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