I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
Woke up with a squirrel in my bed, how was your night?
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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