im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
I currently don't understand fingers.
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