Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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