my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
my little brother just asked me why i have handcuffs. How do I tell him that his sister likes being taken advantage of in the bedroom?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Like do you hear me I PUKED IN MY OWN HANDS AND HE STILL SAID I WAS GORGEOUS
I just watched my mom get dick on Skype.
That d should have definitely been an s.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
He just blew a .079. Jesus loves him THAT much.
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