too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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