I wanna passion pit in your ass
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
I feel like passing out with my foot on your face has bonded us at a very fundamental level.
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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