I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
Im pretty sure it started going awry when I asked their mom "How much would it cost me to sleep with your daughters"
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Thinking of someone think of me while masturbating while I masturbate. & that's how the over thinkers do it ✌️
Just an fyi, you also tried to wrangle a peacock last night.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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