I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
just filed my taxes drunk as balls. i may be going to jail.
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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