You're so nebulous sometimes
Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
New plan for Halloween: you dress as Waldo, I'll dress as Carmen San Diego. We can just hide in a closet drinking till someone finds us.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
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