hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So we walked by this chick's house and she starts yelling at her boyfriend "STOP HITTING ME WITH YOUR DICK"
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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