Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you got kicked out last night because right after you said "whats up?" to us, you downed your whole vodka ton and threw it across the bar.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
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