went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
She STILL went home with me even when I said yes when she asked if I had an infectious disease. Turns out she asked if I had an infectious spirit...well she has my infectious spirit now
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
When we started taking double shots of vodka and chasing it with a lick of fruit roll-ups, I knew there'd be hell to pay in the morning.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.
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