Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Whatever, consider condoms an eighteen year investment.
I could probably save all of the money I would have spent on condoms and put a kid through college.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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