he puts the penis in happiness.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
I'm sorry for chipping my tooth on your vagina last night :(
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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