I seem to have left my pride at pride
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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