Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
so i woke up this morning thinking _____ was in bed with me. . .but it was only a half eaten sonic burger
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Her father's a cardiologist, her mom's a lawyer...she just went from a 5 to a 10 real quick.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
You asked my mom "who the fuck drives four hours to sleep in a guys bed and not touch his penis"
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
When I said to shut up, I meant it. I'm sorry you have a bald spot now, but it was necessary.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Vodka for breakfast. With a side of Frankenberries. Don't judge me.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
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