Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
I was so stoned on the way to work, I pretended you were in the car with me. We sang "Mrs. Jackson" by outkast.
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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