Walking by Farrand Field is better than a porno right now.
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
No our divorce decree will not have a blow job clause. Unless my alimony is greatly increased your bj's have been reduced to fantasy status.....
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Help me help you realize you are a moron
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Apparently I thought every drink in my house needed to have a buddy so I put some vodka in each one. Long story short being wasted at work because the gatorade you brought is 60% liqour is not a great idea.
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