He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
Listen, you need to start thinking with your vagina and not with your heart... That emotional shit is for your 30s.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
Go forth my friend, but don't do any of that fruitful and multiplying shit.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Randomize
