the beds are so narrow its like a jenga threesome
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Who the fuck did i sell my right shoe to last night i need to get that back im not walking with one shoe on
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
After my shift today I'm going on a bender. Not saying this so you'll stop me, just a heads up to invest in Tylenol, Gatorade, and Jack
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