New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Everyone else in class agrees the weed smell is coming from me
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
NO HOOKUPS IN THE CAR. I will try as i might to practice what i preach, but there are no guarantees.
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
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