I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
My dad just told me he used to masturbate to cat woman...he then proceeded to beat my brother in beer pong and wont let me play...
i woke up with a shirt on. the kids in my daycare group had a lot of questions when i took off my shirt at the pool to reveal "property of brittany" written on my chest and an arrow pointing to my dick.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I love this text stream: discussing the development of a business model centered around cooking acid to bankroll a yacht trip in Croatia
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
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