Soap is not a condiment
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I was high as a kite when I got pulled over by a cop and he asked me for my ID and if I had been smoking weed, I said no and gave him my debit card.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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