While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
Know your penis has been the topic of conversation over glasses of wine.
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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