Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I don't know ur idea of a good first date but I'm pretty sure it shouldn't include him holding my hair while I puke in the street
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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