Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
I met this girl the other day and found out her boyfriend is a helicopter pilot. How the fuck do you compete with that.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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